Bamboozle your enemies with this nifty little web-based "message coding" system. Just enter your text in the box below and push the encode my message button - your message will be cunningly encoded so that even the smartest enemy will not understand it. You can print the page to get a permanent copy of your encoded text or you could cut and paste it into a mail message or a word processor so that you can send it to your friends. Do not ask me how to decode the message; if I told you I would have to kill you.